Formalwear Gifts

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

Dressing Rooms.

Moustached Man

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

"I feel a draft."

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

Catsuit

"Well, if you give me the job I'll be able to afford a suit, won't I?!"

Management Styles - Inspirational

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

Ted picks the wrong day to wear his novelty tie.

Haute C. E. O., Business Couture - Lean In.

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

A monkey in a suit

"My year of dressing dangerously."

Tuxedo company.

Empty Dress

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

'No kidding? You don't wear anything underneath either?'

"I just had these linen scrubs dry-cleaned!"

Penguin trying on a suit.

'I woke up today and decided to upgrade my image.'

Interview Wear: Sale.

A penguin conductor

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

Gardener's Calendar: April - Your lawn will have started to grow now.