Formalwear Fun Gifts

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

"I forgot how to tie mine, too."

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

Catsuit

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"Let's see a robot do that."

Management Styles - Inspirational

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

Dressing Rooms.

"My year of dressing dangerously."

Tuxedo company.

Empty Dress

Penguin trying on a suit.

'I woke up today and decided to upgrade my image.'

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

'Yes! I can tell you why these two shouldn't be married. They stole those outfits from my formal wear store!'

A penguin conductor

"The DVD you want is on my right earlobe."

Formal Wednesday: 'Where's your tiara?'

'Why does everyone always think I'm the bloody waiter?!'

Gents

Gardener's Calendar: April - Your lawn will have started to grow now.

'Got anything smaller?'

"What? Tux wasn't ready."