Formalwear Fun Gifts

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Catsuit

Management Styles - Inspirational

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

Empty Dress

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

"My year of dressing dangerously."

Tuxedo company.

Dressing Rooms.

Penguin trying on a suit.

'I woke up today and decided to upgrade my image.'

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

A penguin conductor

"The DVD you want is on my right earlobe."

'Why does everyone always think I'm the bloody waiter?!'

Gardener's Calendar: April - Your lawn will have started to grow now.

Formal Wednesday: 'Where's your tiara?'

'Got anything smaller?'

"You look lovely, my dear! But while we're not at work...you don't have to wear your hairnet here."

'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'

I Can't Wait For This Shift To Be Over.