Formal Dressing Gifts

'I think probably the topper, Clive.'

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

Catsuit

Management Styles - Inspirational

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."

Dressing Rooms.

"My year of dressing dangerously."

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

Tuxedo company.

Empty Dress

Penguin trying on a suit.

'I woke up today and decided to upgrade my image.'

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

A penguin conductor

'Why does everyone always think I'm the bloody waiter?!'

Formal Wednesday: 'Where's your tiara?'

Gardener's Calendar: April - Your lawn will have started to grow now.

'Whoa, this is an exiguous amount of cheese for $25.00, you need to put on a tie.'

'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'

I Can't Wait For This Shift To Be Over.

Yes, I always keep a good cigar. Why don't you smoke 'em?

Gents