Formal Dressing Mugs

'I think probably the topper, Clive.'

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

Catsuit

Management Styles - Inspirational

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."

"My year of dressing dangerously."

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

Tuxedo company.

Dressing Rooms.

Empty Dress

Penguin trying on a suit.

'I woke up today and decided to upgrade my image.'

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

A penguin conductor

'Yes! I can tell you why these two shouldn't be married. They stole those outfits from my formal wear store!'

'Why does everyone always think I'm the bloody waiter?!'

Formal Wednesday: 'Where's your tiara?'

Gardener's Calendar: April - Your lawn will have started to grow now.

"What? Tux wasn't ready."

'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

'Whoa, this is an exiguous amount of cheese for $25.00, you need to put on a tie.'

Yes, I always keep a good cigar. Why don't you smoke 'em?