Rebellious Fashion Lover Gifts

'Humph Punks!'

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Pastry Hat

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

Scarf puts hat back on.

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Rock and Roll

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

'More hair than brains.'

Snapshots in Time

Man burning his tie.

Punkins

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

The latest in Eyewear.

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

As Seen Watching TV

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

"Fashion Week"

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

A woman in prayer

"Does this make me think I look good?"

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

Vacancies in Customer Care - Up Yours