Bridal Fashion Prints

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

"Our grey wedding dress is quite a smash with young women who have learned to say goodbye to unrealistic expectations."

"Ahhh... and this must be the beautiful bride tubby...Errr I mean to be."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Wedding Fayre

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"So,what's so important that you want me to give you a couple of hours off work this afternoon?"

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

Empty Dress

Tuxedo company.

Blonde girl

"My year of dressing dangerously."

Bridal, Tuxedo and Speedy Annulment.

Dressing Rooms.

'I'll be glad to discuss Pal's itchy skin in my office tomorrow morning, Mrs. Allan!'

"I paid three grand for this dress- I'll wear it wherever I want!"

'I woke up today and decided to upgrade my image.'

A penguin conductor

"I hope my next husband looks better in a tux than you do."

'Yes! I can tell you why these two shouldn't be married. They stole those outfits from my formal wear store!'

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

Caution: Bridal Crossing.

Bride and groom cellists

'My daughter has to get shoes for her wedding. She has two dozen pairs of white shoes but they're all the wrong shade.'

Gardener's Calendar: April - Your lawn will have started to grow now.

Formal Wednesday: 'Where's your tiara?'

'Why does everyone always think I'm the bloody waiter?!'

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

Queen