Bridal Gown Guru Prints

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Elegant woman in backless dress.

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

Purple dress

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

Medical school graduation gowns.

The Uber Wedding Planner: 'Ok, we're almost there...we just need a clarification on the whether the 'till death do us part' clause is meant literally or figuratively.'

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

HOSPITAL ADMISSIONS,

Barrister startled by a witness' description of him

'I'll be glad to discuss Pal's itchy skin in my office tomorrow morning, Mrs. Allan!'

'I should have listened to my mother. . . when she said you were immature.'

Caution: Bridal Crossing.

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

Inspectors #2 and #3 inspect clothing.

"For the hundredth time, you snip a lose thread you don't pull it."

"Our grey wedding dress is quite a smash with young women who have learned to say goodbye to unrealistic expectations."

'He said I looked beautiful in the gown I was wearing...then he asked if he could borrow it!'

Hemlines will remain the same this year, but legs will be shorter.

"I like it here, except it's just the one outfit."

Wedding nose ring

Moses the barber - 'Hey, neat part!'

"Ahhh... and this must be the beautiful bride tubby...Errr I mean to be."

'They must want cash. They're registered at three banks and two credit unions.'

Pink Ballgown

"Your tags are sticking out."

'And where do you think you're going dressed like that, young lady?'

'I'll bet you paid less for your photo studio than I paid for her dress.'

"I was told I could bring my wardrobe consultant."