Screen Cleaner Extraordinaire Gifts

A woman pops out of a computer screen to clean it.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

'It says, please disregard this reminder if your payment has already been sent.'

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

"Would you mind filling this with confetti?"

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

"On second thought Rex, I may just leaven them until spring."

'The computer's down again.'

"Clean your specs, lady?"

Plane windscreen cleaner

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

Spiderman car window cleaner

'The staff are calling for transparent management Miss Beamish and this is it.'

"I'm on the haywain."

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

Window Cleaner asks for help.

''Wait till they've gone, then quietly clean the windows', I said - But you won't be told!'

"I move for less transparency."

'What was all that yelling outside?'

"Uh-oh! - That was the window cleaner. . ."

Alien window cleaner...

'That website has been blocked.'

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That sould keep you busy for the next decade.'

"It's such a beautiful day, mum. . . why don't you go and play outside."

Lord of the Rungs: Window Cleaner

'It's in my resume. I don't do computer windows.'

Wild Window Washers

'Watch out! That stuff prevents streaking!'

"So this is the company ladder you told me you were at the top of!"