Cleaning Extraordinaire Gifts

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk

Moses separating his Laundry.

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

A woman pops out of a computer screen to clean it.

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

Spring cleaning.

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

Giant sandwich bags.

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

"You'll have to clean your room by yourself. Your plea for disaster aid has been turned down by the President."

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

"You knew I was a clean breed when you got me."

Ward Cleaning.

Laundromat: Bulletin Board - Have you seen this sock?

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

I have a date tonight. She's coming over. I need to get home and clean it all up. Not so fast, little buddy. Cleaning is a delicate art. Clean too little, and she thinks you're a slob. Clean too much, and she thinks you're hiding something. It's almost as if you haven't read chapter 7 of the manual. What manual? "Mancleaning: By Randy 'The Rock' Taylor." You wrote a whole book about cleaning? It's the follow-up to "How to Reach the Tenth Level of Passion by Feng Shui-ing Your Dust Bunnies." It's

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

"Baldo, I finally got that stain out of your favorite shirt! Of course, I had to use my scissors."

'One could make the ultimate industrial strength glue by cracking the formula of the goo on night club stages.'

"Other than obsessive bread-making, compulsive cleaning, British-TV-baking-series bingeing..."

"Ok, you wash, you dry...."

"Before you go inside, give me a chance to explain the mess ..."

"Sorry, I didn't realize you had a late session. Mind if I mop while you mope?"

Park cleaner sweeping dirt under a statue.

'I wish you'd tidy up your punctuation.'