Imaginative Cleaner Gifts

"If we used the fourth dimension more, it wouldn't be so dusty."

'All I have to do is clean up the piles of trash, laundry and dirty dishes in my room, then I'm free...'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Rocking horse

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"First snowman?"

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

Building giant sand pies.

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'I hope it;s an express.'

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

'You wash and I'll dry.'

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

Trainset

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

Toy White House built incorrectly.

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

Spring cleaning.

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

Giant sandwich bags.

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

'... And with a little imagination, the workshop and reindeer stables could easily be converted into additional bedrooms.'

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

Flying Pen

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."