Innovative Cleaner Gifts

'You wash and I'll dry.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Modern kite for wind energy.

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"I don't do windows."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Bathroom Fairy

"Not guilty?"

The household cavalry

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

TV and cleaner

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'

Solar Plant

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

Dust Bunny

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe