Imaginative Remodeler Gifts

'... And with a little imagination, the workshop and reindeer stables could easily be converted into additional bedrooms.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Rocking horse

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'I found the termites!'

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

"First snowman?"

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

Building giant sand pies.

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

'I hope it;s an express.'

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

Toy White House built incorrectly.

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

"I'm all set to start the weekend reno project..." "And I'm all set to call 911."

'This guy's FAST!'

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

Homes for sale - some assembly required.

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'

'Here's a house that needs fixing up. Are you handy with money?'

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."