Imaginative Remodeler T-Shirts

'... And with a little imagination, the workshop and reindeer stables could easily be converted into additional bedrooms.'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Rocking horse

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'I found the termites!'

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

"First snowman?"

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

Building giant sand pies.

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'I hope it;s an express.'

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

Toy White House built incorrectly.

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

"I'm all set to start the weekend reno project..." "And I'm all set to call 911."

'This guy's FAST!'

Homes for sale - some assembly required.

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

'Here's a house that needs fixing up. Are you handy with money?'

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.