Cleaning Extraordinaire Prints

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

A woman pops out of a computer screen to clean it.

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

Spring cleaning.

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

Giant sandwich bags.

"You'll have to clean your room by yourself. Your plea for disaster aid has been turned down by the President."

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

"You knew I was a clean breed when you got me."

Ward Cleaning.

Laundromat: Bulletin Board - Have you seen this sock?

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

"Ok, you wash, you dry...."

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

"Baldo, I finally got that stain out of your favorite shirt! Of course, I had to use my scissors."

'One could make the ultimate industrial strength glue by cracking the formula of the goo on night club stages.'

"Other than obsessive bread-making, compulsive cleaning, British-TV-baking-series bingeing..."

"Sorry, I didn't realize you had a late session. Mind if I mop while you mope?"

'I wish you'd tidy up your punctuation.'

Park cleaner sweeping dirt under a statue.