Tidying Perfectionist Prints

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Raptures

Ironing day.

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

'I've organised the bathroom.'

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

Anal Retentives Assoc.

Spring cleaning.

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

The Movers - Decluttering

Decluttering. . .

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

'May I tidy up the infield?'

"This de-cluttering has gone too far dear."

Mouth Wash 'n' Dry.

"Baldo, I finally got that stain out of your favorite shirt! Of course, I had to use my scissors."

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'