Laundry Perfectionist Prints

The Moth Menace.

"Anytime Ed gets too cocky, I tell him to go try and fold a fitted bed sheet."

Dr Templeton liked his coat very well starched

"You don't need a prescription, Mr. Beesley - you need an iron...."

Mouth Wash 'n' Dry.

Moses separating his Laundry.

"First time pruning?"

The Missing Sock Returns

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

'Caw blimey!'

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Santa's wash day.

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"What can you do with him?"

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."