Car Washer Gifts

'For $10.95 can I interest you in our deluxe wash and wax?'

Child in Limo offers toy car to be washed by car wash service.

Bird poo decals.

Sign says: 'Thank you for not saying: Can you do mine next?, It'll rain now, Missed a bit.'

Elephant cleans a car.

'So THIS, Hartwelder, is how YOU spend your lunch hours?!'

'Remember, the best time to walk on it is just after they've washed it.'

"Brad, you missed the newly polished car by a country mile, I'm sorry you won't be coming back next week!!"

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Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

'I'd like the inside cleaned please.' - 'Leave the windows open.'

"Why are you trying to develop a flying cow?"

Wild Window Washers

"See that yard with the garden gnomes and the idiot waxing his Nissan Cube? That's your bathroom."

'Our dog needs a bath too.'

Eco-friendly car wash.

"It's a high tech weather control device, whenever you wash it, it rains"

'Now THAT'S a massage!'

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

'Remember, the best time to walk on it is just after they've washed it.'

"If the vineyard needs rain, why don't you get the truck washed?"

Hand Car Wash.

'Ok! Let 'er rip, Harold!'

'I'm not sure this is the best way to get relief from your poison ivy, Bob.'

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."

"Myron's doing one of his side jobs again."

"With the deluxe package you get a vacuum, vanilla scented interior spray freshener, carnauba wax, and enlightenment."

'Muffy!'

Hog Wash.

'-and the look on his face when you overtook him in the Car Wash!'