Washing Cars Gifts

Night Wash man.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

Elephant cleans a car.

Bird poo decals.

"Why are you trying to develop a flying cow?"

'I'd like the inside cleaned please.' - 'Leave the windows open.'

'Our dog needs a bath too.'

"It's a high tech weather control device, whenever you wash it, it rains"

Eco-friendly car wash.

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

'Remember, the best time to walk on it is just after they've washed it.'

Hand Car Wash.

"If the vineyard needs rain, why don't you get the truck washed?"

'I'm so embarrassed driving such a filthy vehicle...'

'Ok! Let 'er rip, Harold!'

"Myron's doing one of his side jobs again."

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."

'I'm not sure this is the best way to get relief from your poison ivy, Bob.'

"I told you! Seeing your reflection on a recently washed and polished car's roof is the best remedy for constipation."

"With the deluxe package you get a vacuum, vanilla scented interior spray freshener, carnauba wax, and enlightenment."

Hog Wash.

Car cleaning.

'Hurry-up... I'm waiting!'

"Washing the car?"

'Muffy!'

"Does he like those shorts you bought him for Christmas?"

Mouthwash.

'Wait till she's dried it off completely -- it'll stick better that way.'

Man going through a car wash in a bath tub.

'-and the look on his face when you overtook him in the Car Wash!'