Car Washing Wizard Gifts

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Elephant cleans a car.

Bird poo decals.

'I'd like the inside cleaned please.' - 'Leave the windows open.'

"Why are you trying to develop a flying cow?"

'Our dog needs a bath too.'

Wild Window Washers

Eco-friendly car wash.

"It's a high tech weather control device, whenever you wash it, it rains"

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

'Remember, the best time to walk on it is just after they've washed it.'

"If the vineyard needs rain, why don't you get the truck washed?"

"So. . . you're back!"

'I'm so embarrassed driving such a filthy vehicle...'

'Ok! Let 'er rip, Harold!'

"Myron's doing one of his side jobs again."

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."

'I'm not sure this is the best way to get relief from your poison ivy, Bob.'

"I told you! Seeing your reflection on a recently washed and polished car's roof is the best remedy for constipation."

"With the deluxe package you get a vacuum, vanilla scented interior spray freshener, carnauba wax, and enlightenment."

'You've never heard of 'prop wash'?'

Hog Wash.

Laughing when someone shrinks there favorite shirt only makes matters worse.

'Hurry-up... I'm waiting!'

'-and the look on his face when you overtook him in the Car Wash!'

"Does he like those shorts you bought him for Christmas?"

"Washing the car?"

'Muffy!'

Man going through a car wash in a bath tub.

'Wait till she's dried it off completely -- it'll stick better that way.'