Car Washing Wizard T-Shirts

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"I'm making him take a spin class."

Elephant cleans a car.

"Why are you trying to develop a flying cow?"

'I'd like the inside cleaned please.' - 'Leave the windows open.'

'Our dog needs a bath too.'

Wild Window Washers

"It's a high tech weather control device, whenever you wash it, it rains"

Eco-friendly car wash.

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

'Remember, the best time to walk on it is just after they've washed it.'

'I'm so embarrassed driving such a filthy vehicle...'

"So. . . you're back!"

"If the vineyard needs rain, why don't you get the truck washed?"

'Ok! Let 'er rip, Harold!'

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."

"Myron's doing one of his side jobs again."

'You've never heard of 'prop wash'?'

"I told you! Seeing your reflection on a recently washed and polished car's roof is the best remedy for constipation."

"With the deluxe package you get a vacuum, vanilla scented interior spray freshener, carnauba wax, and enlightenment."

'Muffy!'

'Wait till she's dried it off completely -- it'll stick better that way.'

"Washing the car?"

"Does he like those shorts you bought him for Christmas?"

Laughing when someone shrinks there favorite shirt only makes matters worse.

Man going through a car wash in a bath tub.

Mouthwash.

'-and the look on his face when you overtook him in the Car Wash!'

'Hurry-up... I'm waiting!'