Car Wash Employee Gifts

'I'd like the inside cleaned please.' - 'Leave the windows open.'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"Look the deal was 50 now and 50 on completion."

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

Stimulus bust

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

Auto Mechanic Birthdays

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."

Elephant cleans a car.

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

Bird poo decals.

'If you lose your electrical charge before you get to a recharge, you just wind this.'

'Our dog needs a bath too.'

'The president's speech on how well the recovery is going? Well, make a left at the abandoned mall, a right at the shuttered assembly plant, and a left at the closed steel mill...'

Wild Window Washers

Eco-friendly car wash.

'Business has doubled since we organized that women's beach volleyball tournament across the street.'

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

Where's the difference?

"If the vineyard needs rain, why don't you get the truck washed?"

"I had this weird nightmare. I dreamed I was a muffler! I woke up exhausted."

General Motors.

'Ok! Let 'er rip, Harold!'

'I'm not sure this is the best way to get relief from your poison ivy, Bob.'

"Myron's doing one of his side jobs again."

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."

"With the deluxe package you get a vacuum, vanilla scented interior spray freshener, carnauba wax, and enlightenment."

Employee of the Month: Mr Wiggles.

New Big Three bailout cars?

Hog Wash.

"Do you sell backup cameras?"

'-and the look on his face when you overtook him in the Car Wash!'