Car Wash Employee Gifts

'I'd like the inside cleaned please.' - 'Leave the windows open.'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"Look the deal was 50 now and 50 on completion."

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

Stimulus bust

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

Elephant cleans a car.

"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

'If you lose your electrical charge before you get to a recharge, you just wind this.'

'Our dog needs a bath too.'

'The president's speech on how well the recovery is going? Well, make a left at the abandoned mall, a right at the shuttered assembly plant, and a left at the closed steel mill...'

Wild Window Washers

Eco-friendly car wash.

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

Where's the difference?

"If the vineyard needs rain, why don't you get the truck washed?"

General Motors.

"I had this weird nightmare. I dreamed I was a muffler! I woke up exhausted."

'Ok! Let 'er rip, Harold!'

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."

"Myron's doing one of his side jobs again."

"With the deluxe package you get a vacuum, vanilla scented interior spray freshener, carnauba wax, and enlightenment."

Man going through a car wash in a bath tub.

"Do you sell backup cameras?"

Employee of the Month: Mr Wiggles.

'Muffy!'

"Does he like those shorts you bought him for Christmas?"

"I've been out of work since the showroom closed down."

"Washing the car?"