Car Wash Owner Gifts

Nervous car wash owner sees huge flock of birds on his roof when he opens up for business.

New Slush Plan

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

Psychic Car Mechanics.

'I'm lookin' for the man who shot m' paw.'

Acme Flyswatters.

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

Cattlemans Saloon.

Elephant cleans a car.

"Remember when I told you rust might become a problem in the future?"

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

'Hey, Ruby, want to give this guy an estimate?'

'Hey you two! Take that outside!'

4x4 at Four

Al's Kwiki-Fix Garage. Why is it that when you guys "run over the estimate", you're never backing up? (Published previously on 1/24/2000.)

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

Bird poo decals.

'I'd like the inside cleaned please.' - 'Leave the windows open.'

'Our dog needs a bath too.'

Wild Window Washers

Eco-friendly car wash.

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

'We're toast. The fastest draw west of the Gironde hits town and we're fresh out of Pernod!'

"Which of you is 'Cactus Jack'?"

'How can you possibly buy a sandwich where they sell motor oil?'

"If the vineyard needs rain, why don't you get the truck washed?"

'Ok! Let 'er rip, Harold!'

"Myron's doing one of his side jobs again."