Auto Shop Owner Gifts

Psychic Car Mechanics.

'Hey, Ruby, want to give this guy an estimate?'

"Do you have something that hides car dents?"

'This isn't a bill, it's a ransom note!'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"You know, Baldo...someday, you might have your own auto parts store."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Sale.

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Local food for local consumption

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'I'll take it!'

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Honesty in retail

Online Shopping.

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

A Lady Out Shopping.

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

When did you last have your oil changed?

Acme Flyswatters.

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

'Just look'in'

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"