Bike Shop Owner Gifts

Menstrual Cycles: The bike shop for women

Copycats

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'Bert's dog training.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"He's already getting attached to you."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

Sale.

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

"Lap fish..."

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'I'll take it!'

'I'll take him.'

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

"Phew, that was close."

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Online Shopping.

Honesty in retail

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

State of the Art Dog.

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

'You tell me how he does it.'