Biker Boss Gifts

'You wanted more responsibility in this company, and I agree. My motorcycle is parked right outside, go wax it.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Knight in shining Lycra!

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

The Inner Dog.

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

Family Sidecar

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

Hell's Angel and baby buggy.

At the Old Bikers' Home

'Take us to your leader of the pack.'

'Boss, when fuel prices go down, can we go back to using our corporate jet again?'

Beware of Curmudgeon!

Motorcycle Faith Healer

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

'The gentlemans washroom at the indoor bouldering comp'

Because of his inability to adapt to an eternity of torment, Jake was eventually kicked out of hell.

"The buck stops here. You called?"

Trump Biker Gang

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, haven't you?"

The Courier Out of hell

Mark Cavendish for Isle of Man.

'I'm a biker now, mom...so no, I didn't clean my room or wash behind my ears.'

Menstrual Cycles: The bike shop for women

'What flock of birds, Henry'

The faculties new biker gang dress code dramatically reduced discipline problems at Welsner Junior High.

Tuna Gone Bad.

'Thank you for sharing the squeegee.'

'I don't have a lock! I hate to leave my bike unlocked overnight!'

"I ran into someone's motorcycle outside. Who owns the chopper? No wait! Let me guess."

The cat hits a dog with a rake.