Biker Legend Gifts

At the Old Bikers' Home

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Knight in shining Lycra!

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

A smiling cyclist

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"You had me at hell."

Uneasy Rider

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

'I've been transferred again.'

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

Pensioners queue up for a Motorbike for Rent.

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

"Thanks, but there's really nothing to do while the meat's smoking."

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

'You wanted more responsibility in this company, and I agree. My motorcycle is parked right outside, go wax it.'

"I'm sorry, but shouldn't there be an apostrophe in that?"

Tour de Pothole.

Waco violence

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

"I now pronounce you bikers, man and wife."

If You Can Read This - The Wife's Fallen Off.

'Son, your grandfather was the first lawyer on this case and some day it will be your case.'

'I really thought that a biker bar called the Snake Pit would be a biker bar....'