Smokin' Legend Gifts

"Thanks, but there's really nothing to do while the meat's smoking."

"The knights of the round accent table"

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

'Do you mind!!?'

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"The dog wants out again!"

'I've been transferred again.'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

igloo smoking zone...

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

"That's why you don't smoke near the dang cannon!"

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

At the Old Bikers' Home

'I used to be a pack animal. Lately, I've become a two pack animal.'

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

"Gramps gave me the historical tour of all the places he used to smoke!"

"Love them rays, Chief."

Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

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"Have you seen my onesie?"

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

Prehistoric Cigarette Lighter

All Organic Pork: "Naturally smoked bacon my ass."

'The ones who smoke, masturbate... the ones who don't smoke, masturbate... is this a study on smoking or masturbation?'

Hell's Smoking Section

Footballers - Jaap Staam

"You should have mentioned in your resume that you could only do it once."

If they ban smoking in cars...