Sporting Legend Gifts

'I've been transferred again.'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Bradley Wiggins

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Cristiano Ronaldo

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"You've still got it Joao."

'So far, I've lost 90 dollars.'

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

'Are you sure this is only the 100kg?'

"Sorry dear! I'm very busy right now."

At the Old Bikers' Home

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. III

Weight lifter with weights up in the air. All the officials wearing clothes pegs due to the bad body odour problem.

The Seven Second Workout

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

'Keep on jabbing kid, with your lousy punch, it's the only chance you got!'

'Go out and win one to maintain your current lifestyles.'

Football today

stonehenge bowling...

Pelé

World's Oldest Ball Boy.

'I think our fans are excited for us. It just doesn't seem like it because of doing 'The Wave' they do 'The Still Water'.'