Sporting Legend Gifts

'I've been transferred again.'

Footballers - Jaap Staam

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Pete Sampras

Kenny Dalglish

Bradley Wiggins

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

Cristiano Ronaldo

Chris Froome

Gareth Bale

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

"They'd sold out of #1's."

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"You've still got it Joao."

Jozef Golonka

All this cardio is great. But maybe we should do some lifting, too.

'So far, I've lost 90 dollars.'

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

"Sorry dear! I'm very busy right now."

'Are you sure this is only the 100kg?'

At the Old Bikers' Home

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. III

Joachim Low

Weight lifter with weights up in the air. All the officials wearing clothes pegs due to the bad body odour problem.

The Seven Second Workout

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

'Go out and win one to maintain your current lifestyles.'

Football today

'Keep on jabbing kid, with your lousy punch, it's the only chance you got!'

Pelé

'I think our fans are excited for us. It just doesn't seem like it because of doing 'The Wave' they do 'The Still Water'.'