Legendary Sports Lover Gifts

Lady of the lake holding a golf ball.

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Mixed Doubles.

Pete Sampras

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Saving a Heart

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Kenny Dalglish

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

The Other Cooperstown

Dialogue about the relationship.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Egyptian Football

Bradley Wiggins

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

Golf with a difference

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

I love Basketball.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

Chris Froome

"Once more, with fury."

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'