Sporting Hero Gifts

Xabi Alonso and Asier Illarramendi

"OK, ready to go again?"

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

I love Basketball.

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

Zdeno Chara

"They'd sold out of #1's."

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Office Safety.

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

'True - There is no 'I' in team. But there is in 'I don't need my crummy team.'

Goalie Wall.

'I've been transferred again.'

Athletic Darwinism.

You look like a team player. I like that!

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

One Man Band

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

T-Rex: the Best Hockey Goalie

Sit-ups / Stationary-ups

"Trust me. This is the last place they'll find us."

'I can't dunk.'

'I'm going to use it to write letters to keep our health benefits, son...we veterans have a new battle when we get back.'

Don't bug me about college! I'm doing all I can: good grades. Playing sports. Helped found Eco Club. What more can I possibly do? Acquire rich parents. Fast. College guide.

Canadian Jesus

I love hockey!

Mat Trick

'Go out and win one to maintain your current lifestyles.'

'I think our fans are excited for us. It just doesn't seem like it because of doing 'The Wave' they do 'The Still Water'.'

Football today