Sporting Hero Fan Gifts

Cristiano Ronaldo

'My feet are killing me.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Pete Sampras

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

100k Desert Crawl

Chris Froome

William Tell's Other Four Children

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Megan Anna Rapinoe

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

Woman rating a man's performance with scorecards.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

"Ignore the 45,000 people. They're watching you, but they're not staring at you."

"I'm wearing hospital scrubs and a stethoscope around my neck!"

Dog playing tennis with mouse instead of tennis ball.

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.

Sports area vendors.

Heroes

The Dad Great for Car, Home, or Office!

'With a classic British sports car it's the only way you're guaranteed the wind in your hair.'

Karim Benzema

J. Willems - batting champ, home run champ, tested negative for steroids.

Matthew Webb

Arnold Schwarzenegger

'That's the third putt he's missed, Will you please keep your head still'

'Simkins, I want a word with you lad...'

Xabi Alonso and Asier Illarramendi

'-and give me a ring when you get any more in!'