Sporting Hero Fan Gifts

'My feet are killing me.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

100k Desert Crawl

William Tell's Other Four Children

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Woman rating a man's performance with scorecards.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

"Ignore the 45,000 people. They're watching you, but they're not staring at you."

"I'm wearing hospital scrubs and a stethoscope around my neck!"

Sports area vendors.

Heroes

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.

The Dad Great for Car, Home, or Office!

'With a classic British sports car it's the only way you're guaranteed the wind in your hair.'

J. Willems - batting champ, home run champ, tested negative for steroids.

'That's the third putt he's missed, Will you please keep your head still'

'Simkins, I want a word with you lad...'

Matthew Webb

'-and give me a ring when you get any more in!'

Arnold Schwarzenegger

"The hero of the game was a heroine."