Sporting Hero Enthusiast Gifts

Dinara Safina

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

International Women's Day

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

The Amazing Man-Spider

"He was a very good boy."

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"You've changed."

Middle-Age Superheroes

Pete Sampras

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

The Family Joules: Part 21

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Kenny Dalglish

Superheroes Having a Drink

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

Slow Night

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Bradley Wiggins

Reasonableman

'It just never dawned on me that one of his super powers was supervising."

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Batman's Baby

In his old days Superman's x-ray vision declined, but it still worked as a TV remote.