Sporting Hero Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

International Women's Day

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"He was a very good boy."

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"You've changed."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Superheroes Having a Drink

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

Slow Night

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

Reasonableman

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Bradley Wiggins

'It just never dawned on me that one of his super powers was supervising."