National Hero Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Captain Tom Moore

International Women's Day

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

The Amazing Man-Spider

"He was a very good boy."

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"You've changed."

Middle-Age Superheroes

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

Superheroes Having a Drink

The Family Joules: Part 6

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

'It just never dawned on me that one of his super powers was supervising."

Reasonableman

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

Slow Night

In his old days Superman's x-ray vision declined, but it still worked as a TV remote.

"Lives in the basement and has yet to bring home a dime."

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

Why Superman flies himself

Froh

"The next time we redecorate, how about if I choose the art?"

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

"This is super. I asked for super-duper."