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"Memoir, Chapter 1. At times, I think I may have never fully gotten over the death of my parents..."

Life on Earth - Superfat.

"What can I DO? I'm Lightning Larry, for God's Sake!"

". . . Yeah, two hours to find a charging point, and I'm still here - saving the world will have to wait!"

'... But, you mustn't tell anyone that Daddy's a superhero.'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Superhero Sunblock

Captain Pointy No.61 - My God the fancy dress bomb has worked

Captain Pointy No.4 - The terrible Swiss cheese ray

'This is Role Model Man. He is our new assistant coach in charge of projecting a positive image to impressionable young minds.'

'Your resume is impressive, and if we ever need someone to battle a super-villain with a giant death ray, we'll definitely call you.'

Captain Pointy No.11 - 'Only got minutes to live'

Why super heroes don't need moving vans when they relocate.

To the Action Mobile!

Statues have been removed die to steroid use by heroes.'

Pigboy makes use of a box.

"Holy textastrophy, Batman!"

"Big deal, Herb. So you have the power to fly, get over yourself!"

"Can you keep a secret? My real kryptonite is preparing for a colonoscopy."

"Social distancing epic battles. Sigh! They don't really work, do they?"

"Did Santa change his suit?"

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Since when is 'Broccoli man' a superhero?"

"Which one is yours?"

Birth of a superhero

"Ummm, hold up a second, old chum . . ."

Uncredible Sulk

"So, the rumors are true. He is faster than a speeding bullet."

"Some people at work think you're a little to aggressive and intimidating."

"Is that all this is to you is Wham! Bam! Thank you Ma'am?"

Captain Pointy No.16 - Superhero names

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

L.A. Man.

"Gotcha!"

Fearless Frog Part 2