Muscle-bound Hero Fan Gifts

Arnold Schwarzenegger

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Robert Fripp

"He was a very good boy."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

Superheroes take a selfie

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

Stonehenge Explained

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

Atomic Bear: Part 14

Fearless Frog Part 12

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"Which one's yours?"

Atomic Bear: Part 13

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'This is a job for a consultant.'

'Supercat.'

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"