Hoops Hero Gifts

Athletic Darwinism.

I love Basketball.

Henry's confidence was down.

'On second thought, you're right. It was incidental contact.'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

"OK, ready to go again?"

PROBLEM AREAS

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

Zdeno Chara

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

Office Safety.

'My knee's in rehab. This one's a loaner.'

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.

Goalie Wall.

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

You look like a team player. I like that!

Sit-ups / Stationary-ups

T-Rex: the Best Hockey Goalie

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

I love hockey!

Mat Trick

Canadian Jesus

'I can't dunk.'

"Just practice half-court shots - all other shots have lost their meaning."

"Trust me. This is the last place they'll find us."

"It keeps us fit at a safe social distance."

"This is a tough hockey league. I'm just the team's webmaster."

'We're counting on you, Luther. The game's to 21, winner's outs... And I hope we don't need to remind you what happens to all of us if you lose.'