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Athletic Darwinism.

I love Basketball.

Henry's confidence was down.

'On second thought, you're right. It was incidental contact.'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

PROBLEM AREAS

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

Zdeno Chara

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

Office Safety.

'My knee's in rehab. This one's a loaner.'

Goalie Wall.

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

You look like a team player. I like that!

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

Sit-ups / Stationary-ups

T-Rex: the Best Hockey Goalie

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

I love hockey!

"Just practice half-court shots - all other shots have lost their meaning."

"Trust me. This is the last place they'll find us."

'I can't dunk.'

Canadian Jesus

The coward's way out.

High-jump book is on top shelf in library.

'We're counting on you, Luther. The game's to 21, winner's outs... And I hope we don't need to remind you what happens to all of us if you lose.'

"This is a tough hockey league. I'm just the team's webmaster."

"Oh, sure, high school. I remember now."

Ice Hockey