Basketball Bench Hero T-Shirts

'Harold! Go in for ... dang.'

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

Gary turns 40.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Basketball

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

"I love fast break business success."

Children playing football.

I love Basketball.

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'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

Basketball.

Midnight Basketball

'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

Kobe Bryant

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

Game In A Can.

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.