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"Just practice half-court shots - all other shots have lost their meaning."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

I love Basketball.

'...How can I trust you to handle multimillion-dollar accounts if you can't even spin a basketball on your fingertip?'

"You're back! You're really back...!"

'You didn't 'win' anything, just declared not guilty.'

"We'll see who wins on Sunday, and more importantly, if we'll hear 'Not Like Us' at halftime."

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

Athletic Darwinism.

'I'm sure we'll hear about his hole-in-one!'

Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool? That's on of those things you always see an alpha male do: stand around a pool hall polishing his stick and racking up the balls.

How many ways can a coach say 'get the ball and score some points'.

'Can't it wait until halftime?'

'I'll tell you what worries me -- What if they name a special prosecutor, and HE starts naming special prosecutors?'

'When the going gets tough, the tough SUE.'

'It's all Dewey's fault, coach. Rick was showing me how he can fit an entire basketball in his mouth when Dewey walked up and slapped him on the back.'

'I can't dunk.'

"Finally, your halftime show - the Mueller report!"

'Can you turn the game on? I need to know when halftime is over, so I can get back to play.'

"Where are you getting those notes from?"

'We're counting on you, Luther. The game's to 21, winner's outs... And I hope we don't need to remind you what happens to all of us if you lose.'

'Gentlemen, about playing touch football during the noon hour...'

'On second thought, you're right. It was incidental contact.'

'These emergency numbers are all for lawyers!'

'You're the best legal minds we have. Any problem wearing a t-shirt that says 'The A-Team'?'

"I seem to have developed a high pitched noise in my ears!"

A basketball game

'This is the NBA, Doug. It's a whole new level. You need to stop referring to your locker as 'my cubby'...'

Henry's confidence was down.

'We'll knock you loose in a minute, Leonard. Geez. Mellow out. We want a picture of this.'

'Sure I know when you eat turkey and dressing and pumpkin pie. During halftime.'

"The drum corps."

'This is my lawyer. Give me all your money or I'll sue.'