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'Gentlemen, about playing touch football during the noon hour...'

Church for sports worshipers.

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

Classic Halftime Shows (Super Bowl III)

"They'd sold out of #1's."

'I'll be late - had to think big again.'

"You're back! You're really back...!"

"We'll see who wins on Sunday, and more importantly, if we'll hear 'Not Like Us' at halftime."

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

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"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

'I want to thank each of you for coming through in the clutch, putting in some overtime and seeing this project through to completion.'

How many ways can a coach say 'get the ball and score some points'.

'Can't it wait until halftime?'

Man watching a flower slowly wilt, and just as its about to die he waters it

I love hockey!

'Can you turn the game on? I need to know when halftime is over, so I can get back to play.'

"Finally, your halftime show - the Mueller report!"

"Oh, Jenkins! Sorry, I forgot to tell you that you have worked enough overtime. You can go home now."

"Where are you getting those notes from?"

"Just practice half-court shots - all other shots have lost their meaning."

Unpaid overtime.

"We'll swop at half time."

"I seem to have developed a high pitched noise in my ears!"

'Apart from the vuvuzela incident did you enjoy England's World Cup games?'

"I can't vacation anywhere I'd get a tan. I'd lose my I-work-harder-than-you pallor."

"According to personnel staff are working an average of 10 hours unpaid overtime a week."

'Taking work home again?'

'Sure I know when you eat turkey and dressing and pumpkin pie. During halftime.'

"The drum corps."

"I hope you'll all attend my halftime speech, whose title is, 'You're Playing Like Twinkies'."

'See you at halftime.'

Armchair quarterback: 'HUT TWO!'

"Are you still ordering Christmas presents on-line...?"