Lane Legend Gifts

There are more things to life than bowling...but I ignore them.

Bowling Pin on a Table

'Honey, do you have a spare?'

'Jim, it's the doctor. You didn't hear him right! He said you need to improve your bowel movements...not make bowling improvement.'

He's determined to get a strike any way he can!

Ten Pin Revenge.

"If we weren't in last place, I'd be pretty offended by this."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Hanging off every word...

"Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Team Leader

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'My predecessor left some big shoes to fill.'

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

Bowling ball head.

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"This lawnmower is a real time saver. After pushing it around for an hour, I forget about all the ambitious landscaping plans I thought up over winter."

'It's a screaming ladies part.'

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

Quick, Gardener's World is on!

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

Lawrence of Suburbia