Lane Wizard Gifts

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

Texturing the Walls

'You can't come in here with that.'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Traffic Management Strategic Group

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Victims of out-sorcery."

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Boat Launch'

Dog Walker

Biblical Procurement Tales: Project Ark.

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."