Vision Wizard Gifts

"No, this isn't the post office, but it's probably just as well you came."

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Traffic Management Strategic Group

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

Hospital Departments

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Victims of out-sorcery."

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

'It's Blurred.'

'I found this sales plan from 1977 ...'

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

'Have you been talking to someone, Jenkins?'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Emma Watson

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

A question you don't want - "How many fingers am I holding up."

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"