Projection Wizard Gifts

'Have you been talking to someone, Jenkins?'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker."

Deadline

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

Zumma Cum Laude

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

'I'm very worried that if we fail to introduce rigid protocols to maximise client gratification indices within acceptable costbenefit parameters to ensure enhanced margins...then we'll have missed the whole point of what Christmas is about!!!'

"No, it hasn't anything to do with my presentation. But wait until you see how I hold everyone's attention with it sitting next to me at the podium."

"Recent research has yielded some frightening results...It turns out we are a business team held forever on a presentation chart, locked away in a supply closet."

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

'First the good news.'

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

"I will refute my wife's allegations that I'm a work obsessed pedant with the aid of a slideshow presentation."

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."

Computer whisperer.

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

"We may have to try search engine optimisation."

Headless Horserider uses a computer

"Have you tried powerpoint?"

Executive MFA

"My presentation was poorly researched and generally incorrect, but the high-tech graphics blew 'em away."