Projection Wizard Gifts

'Have you been talking to someone, Jenkins?'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

Deadline

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

Zumma Cum Laude

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

'I'm very worried that if we fail to introduce rigid protocols to maximise client gratification indices within acceptable costbenefit parameters to ensure enhanced margins...then we'll have missed the whole point of what Christmas is about!!!'

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

"No, it hasn't anything to do with my presentation. But wait until you see how I hold everyone's attention with it sitting next to me at the podium."

'I can't wait for Power Point.'

"Recent research has yielded some frightening results...It turns out we are a business team held forever on a presentation chart, locked away in a supply closet."

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

'First the good news.'

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

The three Musketeers give a PowerPoint.

I can record our game. Big deal. Mine can get everyone's stats plus find sales on bats and gloves. Wow! It does everything! Teddy! Except catch the ball. Isn't there an app for that?

"I will refute my wife's allegations that I'm a work obsessed pedant with the aid of a slideshow presentation."

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."

Computer whisperer.

"We may have to try search engine optimisation."

P.C. in the Stone

Headless Horserider uses a computer

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

"Have you tried powerpoint?"

Executive MFA

"And this slide represents what our sales growth would look like if we hadn't screwed it up so bad."

'You sure you've got Photoshop experiance.'