Zoom Wizard Gifts

Zumma Cum Laude

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Office Meeting

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'I'm very worried that if we fail to introduce rigid protocols to maximise client gratification indices within acceptable costbenefit parameters to ensure enhanced margins...then we'll have missed the whole point of what Christmas is about!!!'

'Have you been talking to someone, Jenkins?'

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

Club DJ.

"I'm fine going all zoom."

"I will refute my wife's allegations that I'm a work obsessed pedant with the aid of a slideshow presentation."

The three Musketeers give a PowerPoint.

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

The Vicious Rectangle

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

Zoomies call.

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

Royal Pic Photoshop

He crash tests software.

'Welcome to the magic and the mystery that is Henry's powerpoint presentation.'

Work From Home Power Suit

'This is Photoshop. It's like the beauty salon of the Internet.'

"Whose idea was it to create a Zoom session for first graders?"

Cleaning service on skates.

"You're all better people on Zoom than you are in real life."

"Just take the picture. I'll Photoshop in something really big when we get home."

'Oh well, there's always Photoshop!'

It coulda been a zoom!"

"My husband said he could fix anything so if you find him, tell him he was wrong"

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