Image Wizard Gifts

'Oh no, it's not a new diet - I've been Photoshopped.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

Gerald Ratner's return

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

Zumma Cum Laude

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

Websiteless -- please help.

Club DJ.

'We've always needed an accounting magician.'

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

I can record our game. Big deal. Mine can get everyone's stats plus find sales on bats and gloves. Wow! It does everything! Teddy! Except catch the ball. Isn't there an app for that?

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

Computer whisperer.

'Don't ask how much your hospital bill is because we have no way of knowing.'

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

'It seems that their databank has all the information that's in our databank, plus information that's not in our databank, plus information about our databank.'

Headless Horserider uses a computer

'If you don't believe me, maybe you'll believe the brainy looking exec with the floe chart.'

P.C. in the Stone

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.