Zoom Wizard T-Shirts

Zumma Cum Laude

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Office Meeting

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'I'm very worried that if we fail to introduce rigid protocols to maximise client gratification indices within acceptable costbenefit parameters to ensure enhanced margins...then we'll have missed the whole point of what Christmas is about!!!'

'Have you been talking to someone, Jenkins?'

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

"I will refute my wife's allegations that I'm a work obsessed pedant with the aid of a slideshow presentation."

"I'm fine going all zoom."

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

Club DJ.

Zoomies call.

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

Royal Pic Photoshop

Cleaning service on skates.

Work From Home Power Suit

"You're all better people on Zoom than you are in real life."

'Oh well, there's always Photoshop!'

It coulda been a zoom!"

"My husband said he could fix anything so if you find him, tell him he was wrong"

Zoom

"He's gone all out to make an impression on his zoom call... carefully curated books behind him."