Tool Wizard T-Shirts

"My husband said he could fix anything so if you find him, tell him he was wrong"

"We only got six days of funding."

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

A DIY disaster.

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"Lovely dovetail."

Deadline

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

The Hammer

Targets.

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

Waiting for retirement.

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Multitool Knife

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

Bob’s Museum

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'