Tool Wizard T-Shirts

"My husband said he could fix anything so if you find him, tell him he was wrong"

"We only got six days of funding."

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

A DIY disaster.

"Lovely dovetail."

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

Deadline

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Targets.

Waiting for retirement.

The Hammer

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

Multitool Knife

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

Bob’s Museum