Presentation Wizard Gifts

"That's what I want to say. See if you can find some statistics to prove it."

"My presentation was poorly researched and generally incorrect, but the high-tech graphics blew 'em away."

'First the good news.'

"Can you come back with that three year study summarised in six or less powerpoint bulletpoints?"

'You gotta admit, these meetings are more exciting since Ed developed the Pyro Power Point Presentation!'

"Roger, is your whole presentation in emoticons?"

"Come on, Harry. . . make it snappy! No one has time for all your adjectives, prepositions, and conjunctions!"

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

"And that's how Ned keeps us coming back for more of his Accounts Receivable presentations."

'Look at the PowerPoint and tell me which of the bullet points you see is most senseless and off-topic.'

"Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the effective marketing seminar. . ."

"I'm planning my presentation. . . I'll put my payslip on the first slide."

"Did I say 'Yada Yada Yada?' My mistake! This is the 'Badda-Bing, Badda-Boom' portion of my presentation!"

"Your challenge is to present our complex project to people that have an 11 second attention span."

Funny business

King of Presentation Graphic's Tomb

"Recent research has yielded some frightening results...It turns out we are a business team held forever on a presentation chart, locked away in a supply closet."

Very innovative, Wilkinshaw... but could you just read out the minutes of the last meeting as usual please?

Executive MFA

'Mmm, pie chart!

"Did you teach him to speak?"

'As you can see, sales are improving!'

"Have you tried powerpoint?"

"I have bad news, but it's in bullet points!"

"No, it hasn't anything to do with my presentation. But wait until you see how I hold everyone's attention with it sitting next to me at the podium."

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."